Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween Horrors

Around the House
Stupid Husband turn house into mess.  I no work eight hour a day clean house to have Husband put web all over living room.  You know how hard to get web off nine foot ceiling?  No, I no think so.  I tell him is no right; you know what he say, he say is festive.  Festive I tell you!  It no help that this Halloween, which no happen in home village, is some vitch holiday.  I no understand all vitch custom.  Why do we have to have altar in foyer?  He put big table, large knives, and bottle of blood.  What we need blood for?  He say for ritual at midnight tomorrow.  I tell he crazy and stupid.  I tell him, you lost magic - no need in house.  But no, he just say he get magic, so need to practice. Stupid Vitch Husband.

My Thoughts
I get letter from city today, bout Tick-o-Teeters.  Daughter tell me they come by for treats until dusk.  Why they need six hour to beg for treat?  I keep clean house so no better be bring ticks to my house.  Anyway, I always wonder why we teach children to beg for treat?  Is that no like teaching be homeless?  When Daughter and Retard Son was little, we party for neighborhood kids.  I say safe to have kids in house and no beg for treat.  They dress up, I make snacks, lots yummy nibbles, and they party.  No worry bout poison in treats, courses many day I think bout giving husband poison treat, no bad child touching, is all safe and fun.  So, I say, keep babies in house with party or local place and no teach to beg like vagrant.  Get neighborhood involved - be community friendly.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Boy on Boy Rights

Around the House
I burn hand on god damn demon gold today.  I make lunch for author boy, D.J. Cappella.  He tell me "my life is so interesting" that I need to get on this box with web inside to write blog.   Mind you I no know where they fit web and how it get in wall; I keep clean house I tell you.  So now I sit an write.  Course I tell him I not supposed to talk of vitch things, but he say that people think it "Fantasy," so is okay.  I tell him he stupid cause Husband got in trouble for not following the rules.  He is kinda stupid too, so when the the vitch police come cause I tell secrets; I send them to author boy house.  Anyway, since we talk in kitchen where demon gold ruin my counter I burn hand.  Is what I get for making author boy lunch.

My Thoughts
So daughter read paper that is in box with web and tell that gay get protected by government.  I say is good; this country is supposed to be land of opportunity.  So we is all same; all get same opportunity, and should be treated same.  Now daughter also tell me that not all gay can get married.  I no understand this.  Why gay no allowed to get married when they make a most pretty and expensive wedding.  Would be good for is economy since gay have no baby can spend more on wedding, it give more job, make country better.  So why not?

My neighbor give wedding for daughter and hire gay to make.  Wedding so big and pretty she needed second mortgage on house.  Most pretty wedding I ever go to, and the food was good for me no cooking.  I get his card for when I get daughter married; make husband pay out nose since I have demon gold on counter.  Of course is one confuse bout gay marriage; who get the goat?  If wife family get many goat for good wife, which gay is wife and which gay is husband?  I no know and daughter is no good at explaining.  Well, I must go.  I have roast lamb in oven.